Food-
The meal you just ate, and the one after that, and then the snack you had after that. We all have posted food, myself included - but for a REASON. I post the food that some health nuts would like to cook and tell them how to make it ON MY BLOG. If you're posting your fucking third burrito of the day I want to punch you. We know what they look like, yours is no different. I'm sorry your burrito isn't special, maybe one day it will grow to be unique and original.
Cervix-
The word cervix, especially when you're writing about your own. Come on girl, less is more. We don't need to know.
Baby Poo-
Your babies gross little poo in the toilet. I mean I'm not a mom, and I'm sure it's exciting when they finally go on the toilet because maybe you won't have to change diapers anymore. But, I don't want to see poo no matter how heavenly and sweet your little angel is, it still came from their bum and it's still poo. No Thank You.
Lifeless Dogs-
Every angle of your dog doing the same thing. Just. Lying. There. I love dogs, they're real cute and they're so much fun, oh my god! But one picture of your lying dog is more than enough. I wanna see tricks damn it!
Boredom-
How bored you are. Get the fuck off the internet and go outside. Go draw something, learn something, make something, walk somewhere, maybe even talk to a real live person not through your phone or computer screen. Do something, but stop expecting your FB wall to entertain you. It is full of other bored people, that's why they're on FB.
Relationship Statuses-
Complaining about how you've been single forever and nobody likes you because of x,y,z. I can guarantee you, those are the kind of posts that are not helping your odds. PROMISE. Also, we don't want to see your passive statuses complaining about your boyfriend or girlfriend, it's awkward and also not my fucking business. Thanks!
Plans-
Your plans for the entire day. Exciting plans, fine, lay them on us. But these plans: "Just got home, gonna make dinner, then feed the dogs, maybe eat a whole tub of ice cream and watch the biggest loser." WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO??
Let's go back to exciting statuses that share music, news, and mile stones you achieved. We like those! Otherwise keep it to yourself weirdo's.
xx D.
